This has always been one of my favorite videos
so I gif’teded it.
1nce u've seen it...
horse dick attack REEEEEMIIIIIIX
it's ok jeremy
we all make mistakes. i wish u a speedy recovery
Let's Fucking Throw This Chick in the Gowanus
What We Talk About When We Talk About Kosher...
The Worst Bob Dylan Meme
is that all his songs on YouTube are sloppy, lukewarm Grateful Dead covers.
The Fourth Judge Laments the State of Health Care...
stiffjab: When I was a kid my family used to go a restaurant called The Ground Round. The gimmick was that your parents would pay a penny for every pound you weighed. Adult meals were “full price,” but your hot dog and popcorn (popcorn was sort of The Ground Round’s “thing,” weirdly) would only set you back 85 cents. The host, who was responsible for procuring this information, wasn’t just...
I’ve been holding in pee for like two hours.– Me, ca. 2012
RUN FOR YA LIFE IF YOU CAN, LITTLE GIRL
Lately, however, the memes have taken over via
This is the kind of thing I can't not post
Fuck Kraftwerk, Fuck MOMA
Give the people what they want: the Re-Up Gang performing the We Got it 4 Cheap Mixtape Series (Vol. 1 - 3) in its entirety over the course of three nights. I’d pay about $200 to go to all three nights. I think Vol. 2 would be the most popular.
Take that gesture back to soccer where it belongs
A very nuanced point, I'm sure
Stoudemire grabbed a loose ball under the hoop, slammed it home and flexed his arms as he screamed toward a crowd full of approving New Yorkers. “I was really able to get my point across out there,” he said. via and via
Ma Bu Li, as he’s known in Chinese, eats at local restaurants. via
I just ordered a Moroccan chicken sandwich
then realized it has the SAME EXACT FLAVOR PROFILE as the leftover homemade chili I’m going to eat tonight. THIS IS A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE!
The Fourth Judge Gets High On Life
stiffjab: I quit smoking weed. Well, that’s not exactly true. In fact, I’m smoking weed right now. But in general I quit. I’m not doing it every day any more. That period of my life is over. I still love weed and everything it stands for, but it makes me lazy to a degree that I am no longer comfortable with. I don’t want to come home, blaze, then sit around marinating in my own mediocrity. It...
I Have One Follower
I'm making this tonight (link). →
A$AP Rocky - Pretty Flacko (prod. SpaceGhostPurrp)
DEEP SHIT COMIN AT YA
The only reason I’m not completely surprised by the first half of this football game is that I said I would be completely surprised if things proceeded the way they wound up proceeding in the first half of this football game. As soon as you say you’ll be completely surprised by something, you are no longer able to be completely surprised by it. It is a phrase that can never be said in...