The people who design Jesus flyers for the subway finally made a cover design that got my attention.
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The Worst Bob Dylan Meme
is that all his songs on YouTube are sloppy, lukewarm Grateful Dead covers.
#important
(Source: whatdaheart, via wussypillow)
The Fourth Judge Laments the State of Health Care in America
When I was a kid my family used to go a restaurant called The Ground Round. The gimmick was that your parents would pay a penny for every pound you weighed. Adult meals were “full price,” but your hot dog and popcorn (popcorn was sort of The Ground Round’s “thing,” weirdly) would only set you back 85 cents.
The host, who was responsible for procuring this information, wasn’t just going to take your word for it. You had to get on a scale while everyone looked on, revealing your scarlet number to friends, family, and strangers.
I wasn’t a particularly chubby kid, but I hated getting on that scale. It became a competition with all the other little jerks in the room, and if you were five pounds heavier than Timmy Rottencrotch it was like finding out someone you hated grew armpit hair before you did (a truly devastating revelation). I can only imagine what that experience must have been like for fat kids. I have no doubt that the fear of a public Ground Round shaming compelled many children to live healthier lifestyles than they would have otherwise.
(Source: stiffjab)
